Friday, January 20, 2006
VeganRella
Today I bought some vegan cheese. It is made of soy and rice, and it is completely free of milk proteins. It's labeled "mozzarella style". Martin made pasta for dinner, and I proudly brought it out and opened the package.
Me: It smells like dirty feet.
Martin: That's a good sign. Lots of cheese smells like dirty feet. Here, let me try it before you put it on your dinner.
He cut off a piece about the size of a sugar cube. He tried it, and made a funny face.
Martin: I think you'll barf.
We ate dinner without said "cheese". As we were cleaning up...
Martin: You going to try it or what?
Me: I thought you said I'd barf?
Martin: It's just a theory I have.
I tried it. I gagged. Back to the drawing board.
Me: It smells like dirty feet.
Martin: That's a good sign. Lots of cheese smells like dirty feet. Here, let me try it before you put it on your dinner.
He cut off a piece about the size of a sugar cube. He tried it, and made a funny face.
Martin: I think you'll barf.
We ate dinner without said "cheese". As we were cleaning up...
Martin: You going to try it or what?
Me: I thought you said I'd barf?
Martin: It's just a theory I have.
I tried it. I gagged. Back to the drawing board.
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Hmmmm, maybe if you shred it and put it on top of something really good you'll only have a mildly nauseating reaction? ;)
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